car wash

Every touchless car wash in the city has a minimum twenty minute line-up.

cookies

I can't seem to stop eating cookies.

Internet

My wireless Internet was down all day and I felt isolated.

streaky glasses

The non-reflective and anti-scratch coatings on my eyeglasses make it hard to clean them without leaving streaks.

tupperware storage

My tupperware cupboard is always totally disorganized.

Oscars

I can't watch the Oscars at home because I don't have cable.

shopping list

I lost my shopping list from the pocket of my jeans, drove all the way home to look for it, didn't find it, and had to look up my dinner recipe and write all the ingredients down again before driving back to the grocery store.

candidates' debate

I can't believe how boring the provincial leadership debate was.

unflattering colours

I can't seem to stop myself from buying black and grey tops, even though I know those colours wash me out.

hemming jeans

I learned how to hem my jeans so that I keep the original yellow stitching, but it takes twice as long as sewing a normal hem.

cholesterol

I have to go for a blood test to see if my cholesterol levels are normal.

loud breadmaker

My breadmaker is so noisy I have to put it in the basement so it won't wake me up.

lost quarter

The cart I used at the grocery store wouldn't return my quarter.

dvd extras

Most dvd extras are boring.

milk foam

When I buy a latte and the barista doesn't make the milk foam properly, it looks like someone spit on my drink.

malls

Shopping malls depress me.

snow removal

When it snows, sometimes the city doesn't get around to clearing the bike paths until mid-morning.

lame pubs

I always feel ripped off when I pay for uninspired food in a fake Irish pub.

ennui

Some days I don't feel like blogging.

furniture hazards

I stubbed my toe on my ottoman and spilled my coffee.

authentic cosiness

I wish I had a real wood burning fireplace instead of a gas fireplace.

junk

I don't know when I'm going to get around to taking all my old furniture to the charity shop.

kitchen utensils

My best non-stick frying pan is warped.

climate control

The central heating dries the house out and my lips are always chapped.

iPod earbuds

My diath and tragus piercings make my ipod ear buds fall out.

wall decor

This month's calendar page is sort of gaudy.

Kleenex

I accidentally put Kleenex through the clothes dryer.

series obsession

I'm not really enjoying the tv series I'm watching on DVD, but I kind of want to get it watched so I can focus on other things.

cheese dreams

I have disturbing nightmares when I eat too much cheese before bed.